The Loaf has shown once again that it is the windiest place in the history of earth.

Today at Sugarloaf it has been absurdly windy. The device that measures the wind isn’t even working because the wind even broke that, but its projected that they got to upwards of 100mph. This is pretty much the usual for loaf though. Of course this is a little bit out of the ordinary but we are used to these outlandish winds here in the valley. I still woulda been out skiing today if those slow ass bitches at Boyne hadn’t said that the wind made it too dangerous to run any of the lifts.

The wildest part about the winds today is what they did top the cell tower at the top. Here is what the tower is supposed to look like:

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And here is what it currently looks like:52871793_10156218509681134_7587651188330332160_n

What was once a proud erect tower now resembles my dick after i’ve had 20 beers, you think ” Hey maybe it’ll still work” but then it comes time to get down to business and you are as disappointed in yourself as the girl your with is in herself for goin home with a dude who lives with his parents and has no money because he spends it all on weed and video games.

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