Today Mikaela won the Super G at World Cup finals making that her 3rd win of the year, and the Super G crystal globe. Thats 3 crystal globes for the season because she already won the slalom and the overall. She has broken so many fucking records this year its crazy. She just wins everything and it really makes me feel some kinda way.
Before this year Mikaela had never won a super G before and then this year she comes out and wins two and them gets fucking naughty as hell at world cup finals and takes the bad boy line to win her 3rd of the season and get her the crystal globe. My hands are getting clammy and my heart is racing just writing this.
Watching her take the bad boy line and almost land on that gate was so fucking hot. I might as well been watching Lana Rhodes get rammed on pornhub. The way Mikaela skied today theres honestly no need for porn. I could just watch that run every time i want to nut for the rest of my life. Thats how hot she is. She is like crazy attractive anyways but then you add the fact the she might be the greatest ski racer of all time and the blood rushes to my dick so fast that it explodes and I am left dickless.
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