These Louis Vuitton Skis Are Definitely Slow As Fuck, And They Cost $5,200

Louis Vuitton skis are just certainly not fast. The same guy that makes expensive hand bags and shit isn’t gonna make fast skis. It would be kinda sick to own a pair of Louis Vuitton skis just to own a pair of Louis Vuitton skis but they’re definitely shitass. The thing is I am not willing to pay $5200 just to say I have Louis Vuitton skis. With that I could buy like five pairs of new race skis, or a sick trip to Revelstoke. So clearly not buying these.

This is what the description on the website is:

“Made from fiberglass wrapped around a Poplar wood core, these freeride Alpes Skis are decorated with the Damier Graphite Alpes pattern featuring colorful House signatures over Alpine scenes. The semi-monoblock construction and steel edges makes the skis maneuverable while ABS sidewalls bring better edge hold and grip. The skis come with adjustable poles.”

It barely says anything about the actual performance of the ski, No talk of rocker/camber, no reference to the type of ski, and no where on the site does it show the turning radius of the ski, the free adjustable poles is a nice touch though. So this is clearly just a ski made for stupid rich white people who want Louis Vuitton skis.

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