Breaking News: Joe Rogan Is A Fucking Joe Bag

A couple days ago Jorge Masvidal went on “The Joe Rogan Experience” to talk about fighting and his retirement plans. Jorge told Joe Bag Rogan that he might start skiing a bunch when he retires and Joey says he doesn’t like skiing because he’s basically just a huge pussy. Then as always Joe Bag brings up mushrooms and asks if Jorge’s ever done mushrooms while skiing and he said he’s had one good time with it and one bad which I think is about right. Taking shrooms while skiing can either be great or fucking terrifying. It could either just make everything brighter and you’ll just go full fucking send or it could totally fuck with your senses and make you shit your pants while doin a pizza down the whole trail. My friend took shrooms while skiing once and ended up just sitting on a bench in the woods for 3 hours it was whack. Anyways after that they start talking about gnar skiers and Joe Bag is appalled by the fact that people heli ski and then climb down the parts that you can’t ski and says fuck you if you do that. This dude is a fuckin Joe bag in a half and I think it might be time for the ski world to wage war on Joe Rogan. I dont know though, we’ll see.