Well I am a dead heartless soul-less person now as last night the Celtics destroyed every piece of happiness left in my fat dumb body. I really am just a fucking idiot I never should have believed that this team could do anything this year. I mean they just flat out stunk all year but I kept believing because once Kyrie put up 40 and we smoked the Warriors. But guess what? the Celtics blew all regular season and then put up an absolute stinker in the playoffs. At least I’m a Boston fan so I can still be a little happy with my other two ships and possible third but this Celtics loss actually hurts just because of how frustrating this team was and how good they could’ve been but we’re on to next season I guess.
First things first for next season… Kyries fucking gotta go. I don’t want that little petulant child near the city of Boston ever again unless it’s to come back and get curb stomped by Jaylen Brown. The whole team seems to be over him at this point, Marcus Morris like wouldn’t even pass him the ball last night. Every time Marcus Morris came down with a rebound he would either take the ball up by himself or give it to Horford even when Kyrie was right next to him calling for it. Fucking good fuck that guy. I stood up for him all season defending his play and his personal behavior and then he pays me back by not even trying in game and then not showing up for media the next day. In his post game though Kyrie said “I’m going to be honest, I’m just trying to get back to Boston first, safely. See my family, decompress, do what human beings do.” The fuck you mean you’re gonna “do what humans do”? Humans do lots of things but since it’s Kyrie I assume by that he means like jerk off to illuminati readings. I say that he shouldn’t even be allowed back in Boston but thats just me.
If we don’t keep Kyrie like I want then we 100 p have to resign Terry Rozier. I’m not sure what our lineup would look like next year, whether we’d start Terry or Marcus at point or start em both and have Jaylen on the bench but we for sure need Terry. We need that point guard who can take 3s, get to the basket, and move the ball around and I think Terry can be that guy if he is starting more consistently. This season Terry didn’t look anything like what we saw at the end of the season and in the playoffs last year. But I think that’s because his minutes were so inconsistent, but if he’s our constant starter and balls out like he did last year and we keep Marcus Morris then I think the Celtics should definitely beat their record from this year and do alright in the playoffs.
This all being said what I want most for happen is for Kyrie to just turn into an adult, get his shit together, come back to Boston and win us a title because he is one of the most entertaining players in the NBA when he’s cooking but I don’t want any bullshit like this next year.
P.S
Aaron Rodgers was the victim of an all time cuck last night when the dude sitting behind him bought Danika Patrick drinks.
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