How The Fuck Did The Iles Get Swept By This Peewee Hockey Team From A State Where They Don’t Have Ice

This Carolina team is an absolute joke. They thought they were hot shit cus they beat Washington and Ovechkin who’s definitely still drunk from last year cus how else do you explain him beating the shit out of a child. And then they went and swept the candy ass Islanders who only beat the pens because of the 100 percent certified bueatician known as Johnny Rockets. Well now there facing a real team with multiple stanley cup champions and grizzly ass dudes that will hit the soul out of these yippy young lads.

The state of North Carolina should be ashamed of this teams performance last night. We were already missing our best defenseman who’s leading the team in minutes and then these scum bags go and try to injure my guy big Z. And on top of all that the refs gifted them the most ridiculously clear non goal I’ve seen since our last game.

As far as I know you aren’t allowed to just bulldoze the goalie while you shoot. I mean Tuukka got absolutely smoked and then his flailing skate kicks it into the net. I don’t know what the NHLs agenda is against the Bruins, but its absolute bullshit you can’t just gift goals to the other team cus you dislike Marchand. You might as well just have us start every game at 0-1 if they’re gonna keep doin this bullshit. Not that it would matter though cus this team is an absolute wagon. We got Chucky coming back for game 2 on sunday and the Canes are going to get their fucking asses plunged by these fucking beautys.

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