Guess Who Finally Has A Winning Record?

It’s a good fuckin day boys. I’m starting to become less infuriated with the Celtics as we move further from the season, the B’s humiliated Carolina in game one and are about to whoop that ass again tomorrow, and the Sox are finally above 500. It’s been a long time coming for this super talented team but we’re here. Our bats finally hot and Chris Sale doesn’t suck anymore, and it’s fuckin working. We’ve won 8 of our last 10 and scored 8 runs in the third inning this afternoon in a win against Seattle to finally be two games above 500. We’re only 3.5 games back so you know we’re fuckin coming for our fourth consecutive AL east title. Keep ‘er fuckin goin boys.