Well now that was just FAR too easy. If I didn’t love the Bruins so much I would have just not even been entertained. When people say that the NHL has the best playoffs, that is not what they’re talking about. Just a complete bloodbath by the Bs. We got some real fucking weapons on this team but the thing is we didn’t even use them. Instead of using Pasta, Bergy, and Marchand our fucking Machetes, we went to the butter knives and they sliced through that stupid fucking pig like butter…
Too easy…
Absolute filth from Jake…
I mean come the fuck on Mrazek that goal was fuckin 10 ply…
Nice fuckin backy Griz…
You even let the fucking geezer get on the board…
And then Danton finishes ‘er off with the silky mits.
The worst part is that all of these fucking idiots thought they had a chance. You IDIOTS. This team is an absolute wagon and fuckin Sebastian Aho aint enough. And You dumb idiots all gathered for your stupid fuckin BBQ and had some hope and happiness in your life. The sense of hope and happiness I feel every day because my teams are not incompetent. But then we just crushed your soul and killed every ounce of hope you had. But at least for you guys, you actually have some other source of happiness. You dumb dumbs down south are prolly just gonna go sit on the beach and eat some dank bbq after this whereas for me, my sports teams are the only bright spot in my life. I am an absolutely miserable person ninety percent of the time but when my teams are doing good I’m doing good. Like Charlie and Dee, when I’m doing good in the game I’m doing good in real life. So thank god your team is so underwhelming and incompetent because I need this.
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