Reuters has reported that Tony Parker and Nicholas Batum just bought 76% of SEVLC with former WNBA Player Marie-Sophie Obama. SEVLC is a company that runs two resorts in France I have no idea why the fuck Tony Parker did this. Has anyone told Tony Parker about the whole climate change thing thats going on tight now? Someone should cus I think someone should tell Tony this is a bad idea. Especially over in Europe they got fucked this year with like no snow. They almost had to just cancel the Ski cross race at Junior Worlds this year cus they just didn’t have enough snow there. So someone needs to let Tony Parker know that this is a bad Idea. It’s a bad industry to start to get into now and Tony Parker and Nicholas Batum just have absolutely no business being in charge of two ski resorts. Maybe if Pops gonna be helpin Tony out with this I could see this working out. But without Pop being involved I am fully expecting Tony Parker to be fully bankrupt and possibly in prison.
Luckily for Tony Parker though he would be top bitch in prison for sure. Tony is a legend over in France and he would be the man in prison. He would probably be more well like in his French prison than he is in North Carolina right now. I don’t really know anything about French prisons but one time I watched a video about Swedish prison and it looks like a fucking luxury vacation and in my dumb brain all of Europe is exactly the same so French prison is probably the place to be. Maybe I’ll join Tony Parker in this business venture so that I can spend 30 years kickin back in a French prison with Tony Parker. I’d even be his bitch if he wanted.
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