The Blues Never Stood A Chance But After Seeing This Tom BradyxZedeno Chara Bruins Hype Video The Blues Might As Well Not Even Show Up Tonight

I’m not much of a gambler but after seeing Chara and Brady Collab on this hype video I am betting my entire life savings on the Bruins. Are you even allowed to bet $143.96? That just seems like too much but I’m putting her down because when you put the two biggest active Boston Legends in one hype video you are just about guaranteed to do two things… Win a Stanley Cup, and make the entire city of Boston cum in their pants. I have already made a complete mess of my room. First I had my morning jerk session, then I watched this and the cum shot straight through my shorts and hit the ceiling fan and spread it around my whole room, I’ll probably beat off one more time today cus ya know, what the fuck else am I supposed to do? and then tonight if we win the explosion that comes out of my pants will look like mount Vesuvius and the aftermath will make the entire town I live in look like Chernobyl. I don’t think the towns people will mind though if it means we win the cup.