I am so happy right now. The semen is starting to rush to my urethra and I’m about to burst. The Bruins just murdered the Blues and may have cost St.Louis its cityhood. I was a wee bit nervous going into the game but clearly there was no reason for that. The Blues suck and Jordan Binnington is a fucking bum. That guy just straight up stinks right now. He played ok in the first two games but also kinda shitty and then he just went ahead and let up 5 goals on 19 shots tonight so its time to send him to Siberia.
Not only was Jordan Binnington fucking terrible but our first line and power play were fucking unreal tonight. We were 4 for 4 on the powerplay and Bergy had 3 points Marchand had a point, and Pasta scored one of the most disgusting, filthy, and vile goals I’ve ever seen.
And then of course Tuukka was fucking unreal and showed everyone he’s the best goalie in the world even though they all think he’s average like a bunch of goddamn idiots.
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