Why does the earth want me to suffer? For the past month I’ve been in Maine tuning my skis and wanting to kill myself while all my dumbass friends have been sending me videos of them skiing pow out West and it is fucking unbearable to watch. But now it’s getting worse, Killington just opened yesterday and apparently the first east coast mountain to open this year opened two days ago and it was some mountain in North Carolina because apparently they get snow there? Who knew.
This whole not skiing thing is getting real fucking old. I need the loaf to open right fucking now. They started snowmaking today which is a good sign but they better start working their fucking asses off or else their will be a death on their hands. Sunday River is opening soon so maybe I’ll go there but Sunday River is water trash and I fucking hate it. I don’t know why people buy season passes their, skiing on cross cuts all day is not my idea of fun. #fucksundayriver
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