“White Pine would like to extend assistance in this time of need to address a couple of known shortages…skiing and toilet paper. While supplies last (and as long as we remain open) we will be providing 1 free roll of toilet paper for every full-priced Adult day ticket purchased. This deal is only applicable to residents of the following counties: Sublette, Sweetwater, Lincoln, and Teton. Show your ID at purchase to prove residency. Be smart, stay safe, and stay healthy! Open Friday through Sunday!!”
Today White Pines Ski Resort in Wyoming announced that they will be giving out a free roll of toilet paper with the purchase of an adult full day ticket. They’re doing this because of the coronavirus but I think the people it mainly helps is anyone with a severe case of irritable bowl syndrome. There can’t be many, but I can only assume there’s at least a few people who want to ski but can’t because they can’t hold in their poop. They’d love to get out there and go full send but they cant because if they get too sick of angles they might shit. Well now White Pines has inadvertently solved that problem by giving out free Tp cus now if you’re shredding and you feel a shit coming on, there’s no need to straitline to the lodge and waddle into the lodge. Now you can just pull over trail side, drop trow, and just let out a stinker. Then when your done you just grab your complimentary roll of TP which I would hope is attached to a wicket on your jacket just like a ticket, and friggin wipe away and get right back to shreddin.
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