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How The Fuck Did The Iles Get Swept By This Peewee Hockey Team From A State Where They Don’t Have Ice

This Carolina team is an absolute joke. They thought they were hot shit cus they beat Washington and Ovechkin who's definitely still drunk from last year cus how else do you explain him beating the shit out of a child. And then they went and swept the candy ass Islanders who only beat the pens … Continue reading How The Fuck Did The Iles Get Swept By This Peewee Hockey Team From A State Where They Don’t Have Ice →

Last Night The Celtics Ripped My Heart Out, Handed It To Giannis And He Proceeded To Eat It.

Well I am a dead heartless soul-less person now as last night the Celtics destroyed every piece of happiness left in my fat dumb body. I really am just a fucking idiot I never should have believed that this team could do anything this year. I mean they just flat out stunk all year but … Continue reading Last Night The Celtics Ripped My Heart Out, Handed It To Giannis And He Proceeded To Eat It. →

The NFL Should Be Terrified Of N’Keal Harry Pairing Up With Brady

https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1121771131189571584 Last night was the NFL draft and some big things happened. Kyler Murray went first overall which means Rosen is for sure gone. The Giants made there fans cry in anger by drafting a duke qb who is pretty much just a worse more boring version of Eli at number 5. And the Patriots … Continue reading The NFL Should Be Terrified Of N’Keal Harry Pairing Up With Brady →

The Speed Record For Blading And Switch Skiing Were Set Yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=sJnUr4LpxkA Yesterday Quentin Ladame strapped on his blades and his backwards skis and set two speed records. I honestly think these are two of the most important records in skiing. Cus first of all everyone know that speed is all that matters. And second blades and skiing switch are fucking rad. Especially blades, the raddest … Continue reading The Speed Record For Blading And Switch Skiing Were Set Yesterday. →

Theres Nothin Like Scraping Your Bare Ass On Some Ice

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwj_1PnhR8p/ I have to agree with the caption on this one. This is the type of girl you take up to the loaf to shred with your mom. She goes ass out full send and ends up landing directly on her keester. Sliding bare skin on ice/hard snow does not feel fuckin good. I have … Continue reading Theres Nothin Like Scraping Your Bare Ass On Some Ice →

Aspen Is Partnering With TSA To Set Up Security Checks At Major Lifts For Ikon Pass Holders.

Aspen Snowmass will be instituting a new level of security screening for Ikon pass holders with the help of the TSA next season. Beginning in the fall of 2019 all Ikon pass holders will be have to go through a mandatory security checkpoint to enter major chairlifts and gondolas.  TSA agents will ask that you … Continue reading Aspen Is Partnering With TSA To Set Up Security Checks At Major Lifts For Ikon Pass Holders. →