Author: cakessports

This Clip of All The Falls Frank Bourgeois Took While Recording His Real Snow Edit Will Make Any Skier or Snowboarder Cringe/Laugh

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvUaO8UgCaR/ Man oh man. There are a coupe of good falls in there but that first one is terrifying. He hit his back on that ledge so fucking hard and it could have definitely been worse. I'm not sure what he broke on that and why he was in an ambulance but if I were … Continue reading This Clip of All The Falls Frank Bourgeois Took While Recording His Real Snow Edit Will Make Any Skier or Snowboarder Cringe/Laugh →

Bill Belichick Absolutely Refused to Acknowledge TMZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m79PhDCa0lU Nice try TMZ but Bill ain't saying a god damn word. Bill barley even responds to questions in the mandatory post game interviews so what did you think would happen here. Did you really think you were just going to sneak up on him having a nice night out with Deborah and catch him … Continue reading Bill Belichick Absolutely Refused to Acknowledge TMZ →

Barstool Sports is The Best Media Outlet In World Because They Are Just Complete Degenerates.

Barstool's employees are complete degenerates and that is why they are better than any one else on the internet or T.V right now. Everything Barstool does is extremely real and anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking idiot. You can't fake the way that these guys fucking collapse and look like they're having a seizure … Continue reading Barstool Sports is The Best Media Outlet In World Because They Are Just Complete Degenerates. →

Tim McChesney shredded the absolute shit out of Chads Gap

Chads Gap is the gnarliest thing on earth. It has absolutely swallowed people alive. Let's Not forget Tanner Halls infamous performance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eitvXCqe4E So it good it made sunny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdOuFy7Cg_0 Now obviously that shit isn't actually good, as skiers you hate to see someone else get hurt and the way he screamed hurt me inside. But … Continue reading Tim McChesney shredded the absolute shit out of Chads Gap →

Why do I care more about how I look when I’m skiing than I do in every other part of my life.

I do not give a fuck about my everyday clothes. I just have some sweats, three pairs of jeans, some shirts, and like 3 sweatshirts. But when it comes to skiing I care so much more about what I am wearing. I have multiple pairs of boots, multiple pairs of pants, like 5 coats, 3 … Continue reading Why do I care more about how I look when I’m skiing than I do in every other part of my life. →

“Color” Is Here And It’s Sick. But Theres A Weird Amount of Hugging to Go With All of The Hucking

The Bunch Just dropped their movie "Color" and its pretty fucking sock but a little weird. The skiing of course is excellent as you would expect with Magnus but like what was with all the hugging. There was a ton of hugging, dudes kissin dudes and a shot of some old dude. Nothing wrong with … Continue reading “Color” Is Here And It’s Sick. But Theres A Weird Amount of Hugging to Go With All of The Hucking →

These Louis Vuitton Skis Are Definitely Slow As Fuck, And They Cost $5,200

Louis Vuitton skis are just certainly not fast. The same guy that makes expensive hand bags and shit isn't gonna make fast skis. It would be kinda sick to own a pair of Louis Vuitton skis just to own a pair of Louis Vuitton skis but they're definitely shitass. The thing is I am not … Continue reading These Louis Vuitton Skis Are Definitely Slow As Fuck, And They Cost $5,200 →