A couple of days ago this youtuber Jonathan Buckhouse put out a vlog showing him arguing with safety patrol while they were trying to take his pass and it went viral with a bunch of people shitting on safety patrol and a bunch of slow ass motherfuckers saying that it was his fault and that he was riding too fast. Well now he put out the entire video and boy does it feel good to be right.
These jabronis were taking a chill lap just hitting all of the side hits and stopping every 50 feet. Then some old dickhead tried to have their passes taken because he said they were bombing down a green circle. If that’s bombing then what I do makes Hiroshima look like a goddamn fire cracker. These dudes were going like 30 max, which is just simply not fast. One dude yelled at them to slow down when there was absolutely no need to and they still slowed down. So that was just fucking absurd.
Then they get stopped by fucking Robert Dobak and he doesn’t even say a fucking word before asking for all of their passes. And then we find out that he really has no idea what they did he just heard they were being bad so he wanted to take their passes and make them take a class. I have no idea what this class is but I can’t imagine anything that would make me want to kill myself faster than a slow skiing class. So fuck that. Then the girl comes down and starts just making things up. Saying that they were bombing down the mountain and flipping people off which is just a straight up lie. They said that on a green, the speed is set by the slowest skier which is quite possibly the most infuriating statement I’ve ever heard in my life. If the speed is set by the slowest skier then you literally can’t even go like five miles an hour because there’s gonna be some stupid fucking kid on the same trail that can’t figure out how to get out of a pizza. Then old man winter shows up at the end of the video and he just looks like exactly who I had imagined was responsible for this. The way too old snowboarder that thinks he can just be a dick because he snowboards and looks kinda chill but is 100% a nark.
So I think it’s time that us skiers and snowboarders unite and declare war on safety patrol. They’ve been getting away with shit way too much recently and it’s time for us to rise up and fight the power. They’ll probably get ski patrol, management, and ambassadors on their side so we’ve gotta call in all of the reinforcements. Lets get the bladers, Monoskiers, hardbooters, fruitbooters, sit skiers, tele skiers, fuck it even nordic… mmm fuck that not nordic, but everyone else can help. It is time for the tyranny to come to an end. #riseup
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Ski patrol is fucking awesome and they save lives and do a lot of other important shit but safety patrol can fuck off with not understanding that if you’re in control it doesn’t matter if you’re going a little faster than the people around you.
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